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pepsimaxing:

mornings are gross and i want no part in them

(via jerkofficial)

malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

(Source: nizzlekicks, via stop)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via baracknobama)

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via pizza)

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via bastille)

ruth-ful:

I guess I just get really really afraid when people ask me what happened to you and what happened to us. ‘cause up till now I still don’t know what’s right to reply like do I say “we just stopped talking” or do I say “because he doesn’t love me anymore”.

(via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

(Source: sixelya, via babycakes-x)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(Source: hi, via milkgif)

officialunitedstates:

who needs friends when you have inactive followers

(via beyoncescock)

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